A Monroe, Louisiana woman was willing to do just about anything to get out of being arrested for domestic abuse.

Diane Thomas, 52, has been accused of trying to get out of an arrest by offering to lick the arresting officer's butt...

Officers were in the process of arresting Thomas for assaulting her boyfriend. She claimed she had a "good job" and so to keep the job, she didn't want to get arrested.

When Thomas was read her Miranda rights by a Monroe Police Department officer, she stated that her boyfriend was a bitch, adding that he got in her face so she beat his ass, according to a May 16 probable cause affidavit.

She then went all in, and offered to kneel down and "lick [the officer's] butt hole," according to the affidavit.

The officer declined, and added the charge of public bribery on top of the domestic abuse charge.

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